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| User: | mellay (66130)
She may not be Miss Congeniality. . .
But she is a closer.
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| Name: | Trogdor the Burninator |
| Website: | myspace! |
| Location: | Beaumont, Texas, United States |
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| mellay | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  CSI MILF (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: |  15968151 (User Profile) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  smeggoffasshole (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: |
I was born.
I breathe.
I exist.
I am currently attending college for a Bachelors in Forensic Chemistry. From there, I'll be working on my masters in Forensic Investigation/Toxicology, then another in Entomology. My doctorate is still in question, but I'm considering Forensic/Criminal Psychology. Also a possibility of doing a u-ey and taking Forensic anthropology. I like bugs. I think maggots are cute. I like dead people and the smell of formaldehyde more than living, noisy people.
I'm a mom, a wife, a student. I have no life.
Like forensics? Like reading books about forensics? Check out ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) forensic_bkclub!
Yes, I am co-mod.
/end shameless promo
It's a long road. . .
Kurt Halsey is Comfy Love!
by whensthedayidie
I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I used to have 3278651085637 quotes listed here, but I've removed some because I got bored with it. Just a little insight on myself and my friends.
"Profusely leaking cow udders!" - Jessi
"I'm drunk, you'd better watch my hands." - Jessi
"MAN TAKING A DUMP WOULD FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW" - Sandra
"Sperm burping gutter slut! DIE DIE DIE" - Sandra
"Did your mom make a religion out of dropping you on your head?" - wLennay
"When i rule the world you'll smoke weed all the time. 'Melly must be high 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Failure to maintain this state will result in a rain of bullfrogs.'" - Magg0t
"You kiss like a dead fish!" - Me
"I saw that and my eyes got as big as two pissholes in the snow" - Michael
"I am the gun in melly's hand. I am the bullet in melly's chamber. I am melly's wrath personified." - Salem
"AAAAAHHHHH GOD MELLAY'S PAGE JUST GAVE ME A SEIZURE" - Salem
Wont Stay Lit: I wrote a new song today, itz called 'yep melly shore does git mah panties in a bunch thass right oooh yeehaw blammo!'
WTFdoUwant: does it have a line in there about burritos?
Wont Stay Lit: it has a line about mighty tacos
EviIGerbiI: melly's java web page is eevil
JPaul 23: Mellys page is bad for your health
EviIGerbiI: yes Paul. if I were a fetus, it would cause me to have low birth weight |
| Memories:: | 7 entries |
| Interests: | 150: 24, ::geek::, a perfect circle, acting, angel, anime, art, artistically sadistic twist, ballistics, billie holiday, biology, bitching, bleepy-blurpy machine-farty music, bruce campbell, bubble baths, buffy the vampire slayer, cadavers, canvas ripping rage, cephalopods, charmed, chemistry, coil, concerts, csi, dancing, das ich, dead kennedys, dead like me, depeche mode, devo, dna analysis, dragon warrior, drawing, driving fast, dynamite, entomology, evil dead, fight club, final fantasy, fire, firefly, fireworks, fixing your busted-ass computer, forensic anthropology, forensic investigation, forensic pathology, funker vogt, glasses, gothic wyoming, graphic design, hizzafaydawd, homeland security, homicide, homicide: lots, industrial, invader zim, joan jett, kidney thieves, kitties, kmfdm, kurt halsey, l&o: svu, law & order, led zeppelin, lords of acid, manga, marlboro milds, maynard, mindless self indulgence, ministry, misanthropy, morrissey, movies, mullet spotting, my daughter, mysticism, non-christian parenting, opera, painting, parenting, paz lenchantin, photography, picking scabs, piercings, pilates, pj harvey, poe, poetic vomit, poetry, praga khan, profiler, puffy amiyumi, punching brick walls, punk, quarashi, radiohead, ramones, rancid, reading, ren & stimpy, revolting cocks, rhoodleydaddlin, running amok, salem, sarcastic wit, science, sex, shell pasta, sigur ros, singing, skinny puppy, slc punk, sleater-kinney, sleeping a lot, smoking, stomping, sushi, tarot, tattoos, taunting, the 4400, the clash, the cramps, the cure, the germs, the log lady, the pixies, the princess bride, the sex pistols, the smiths, the waitresses, thrill kill kult, tool, tori amos, toxicology, travel, twin peaks, velveeta, veruca salt, web design, whining, wicca, wreaking havoc, writing, wumpscut, yelling random things, yogalates, your gramma, your mom, ♥ |
| Schools: | Lamar University - Beaumont, TX (2005 - present)
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| Friends: |  | 113: | _135, _meanreds, aaviellazwings, addyaddybobaddy, afterbirthpie, ajlordnikon, antis0ciald0rk, ataribrad, batvomit, baybeejami, blackclad, blkmge138, bored_at_basf, brightsoul, ceridwyn, chellepear, cyanidelikelove, danger_maus, dizzy88, dmsalem00, dream_invasion, empallin, etherealprogeny, everybeast, evilgerbil, evilrobotboy, florance_veil, goiter, grlnxtdoor, herooftenfailed, hypoxickisses, imjustobsessed, iracundartfag, j_andthe_creeps, jasontfoley, jealousofthesky, jennycide, jenovasynthesis, jesus_christ, kim_jong_il__, klosetkreep, krbrowning, krystyn, krystynb, leechan, lickmywrists, lilfaerywingz, limecrime, littleangelfuk, littlerivet, lividstars, livingdeadgyrl, lunah, malibuchick, mercilessangel, midnightt, mindcage, mistresstess, mommy2myangel, monkeybutttool, mrchristopher, nalphex, nikoleblue, ninjer, nutterbelle, octopusprime, pantiesinawad, pixiecore, pixlet, plastikbitch, poeticvomit, poultryskank, prittxenxpink, pureparanoia, rainbowswirl, redeeming_angel, ribbi, riotkittie, rivetgrrl, sadnessofthings, sassyhosen, shirl_manson, shytotrust, silent_bob, sinndar, skrilla4rilla, sourgasm, sputtertoo, star_nothing, starsfadeforme, status, stewww, subnatural, sunfirechyld, synthetikshe, the_gyrl_crying, thebabysquirrel, theliar, thelovepirate, ultraluxe, unclejulio, understandingme, vastdays2, violetdusk, voratus, warpedredhead, wesleygwendolyn, wildblossom, wontstaylit, wrenja, xfieryphoenix, zippie, zovietsquid | | 16: | _fake_ljers, _forensics_, csi, fake_lj_deaths, forensic_bkclub, geeksaresexy, homicide_lots, jumpingpictures, katrinarelief, marriedstudents, paganparents, reality__review, serial_murder, t_s_g, tardbusters, womenhealth |  | 6: | blogthings, coroner_stories, dictionary_wotd, ljdrama_syn, officialgaiman, overheardnyc |
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| Mutual Friends: | 102: _135, _meanreds, aaviellazwings, addyaddybobaddy, afterbirthpie, ajlordnikon, antis0ciald0rk, ataribrad, batvomit, baybeejami, blackclad, blkmge138, bored_at_basf, brightsoul, ceridwyn, chellepear, cyanidelikelove, danger_maus, dizzy88, dmsalem00, dream_invasion, empallin, etherealprogeny, everybeast, evilrobotboy, florance_veil, goiter, grlnxtdoor, herooftenfailed, hypoxickisses, imjustobsessed, iracundartfag, j_andthe_creeps, jasontfoley, jealousofthesky, jennycide, jenovasynthesis, jesus_christ, klosetkreep, krbrowning, krystyn, krystynb, leechan, lickmywrists, littleangelfuk, littlerivet, lividstars, lunah, malibuchick, mercilessangel, midnightt, mindcage, mistresstess, mommy2myangel, monkeybutttool, nalphex, nikoleblue, ninjer, nutterbelle, octopusprime, pantiesinawad, pixiecore, pixlet, plastikbitch, poeticvomit, poultryskank, pureparanoia, rainbowswirl, redeeming_angel, ribbi, riotkittie, rivetgrrl, sadnessofthings, sassyhosen, shirl_manson, shytotrust, silent_bob, skrilla4rilla, sourgasm, sputtertoo, starsfadeforme, stewww, subnatural, sunfirechyld, synthetikshe, the_gyrl_crying, theliar, thelovepirate, ultraluxe, unclejulio, understandingme, vastdays2, violetdusk, voratus, warpedredhead, wesleygwendolyn, wildblossom, wontstaylit, wrenja, xfieryphoenix, zippie, zovietsquid |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
